"Why did you make fun of me?"
"I know my girlfriend cucked me, but who cares?"
"I'm good with politics. I watch John Oliver every night."
"Those memes are shit"
"I'm a mere lad, you asshole"
"PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!"
"So what if my penis is 6 inches too small? I'm still a chad!"
"Link stop giving me cancerous memes *Makes 100 bad chad memes*"
"I have a girlfriend, she just goes to a different school"
"I am very tolerant, but fuck Eastern Europe""Brian Griffin is my favorite family guy character. He's so relatable!"